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  1. Irullan

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    From the comments on this thread over on Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/WildStar/comments/1ryw12/the_first_wave_of_december_beta_invites_just_went/

    Surely WSC can come up with just as clever poems!

    Keaper:
    Chuas are alright
    I like Aurins the most
    Did I get in this round?
    Not even close.
    Yay poem time!

    SolidSp33d:
    The Mordesh are quite fearsome
    Draken, pretty mean
    What's my beta key like?
    It's yet to be seen

    PawRevere :
    I'm a gangsta Mechari,
    Check mah sweet metal pants,
    I may not have beta,
    But at least I can dance

    Irullan:
    I may be a human
    But don't call me plain
    I'm an Exile, baby
    Sharp shootin's my game

    I can sling spells
    Both near and far
    Just point, aim and shoot
    Now hear me ROAR!

    No, I'm not Katy Perry
    I just do what I can
    To help save the galaxy
    From the evil Dominion

    Try as I might
    There may be no hope...
    Because WinterBeta is here
    But am I invited? Nope.
  2. Irullan

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    Oh, I missed one-

    Doctor_XD:
    • Dominion is red
    • Exiles are blue
    • When will I get in?
    • I have no clue...
  3. Domi Dayglow

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    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    That Chua has an Axe!
    And he's coming after you!

    So don't hide under a bed.
    Don't try to start a coup
    Be loyal to the Dominion
    Or they will turn you to goo!
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    omg the engineer sounds amazing~
  5. Extatica

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    Oh little sheep
    Seems you post it in the wrong thread
    So it would be better for you to go to sleep,
    and next time you post, use your head!

    Aka. Why post this in this thread? :confused: Atleast make a poem!
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    engineer might be cool
    but bad trolling is not
    next time when you try
    at least give it some thought :p
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Im like sooooooooooo
    gonna roll a Chua too
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    It is an ancient Spacefarer,
    and he stoppeth one of three:
    "By thy long grey beard and cyber-eye,
    Wherefore stopst thou me?"

    "The beta test is in full swing,
    And I just now got in!
    My username and password set,
    Now let the fun begin!"

    He holds him with a cyber-hand,
    "There was a starship," quoth he,
    "Hey, that hurts! That claw is sharp!"
    And so release'd he.

    He holds him with his cyber-eye -
    The Beta Tester still,
    And listens like an awestruck newb:
    The Spacefarer hath his will...

    To be continued?
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  9. Irullan

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    Exactica- a poem inspired by your sig:

    *The Exile cowers in fear* "There's a Chua ahead!
    Oh no, what to do?! I'm as good as dead!"

    "Stand down Exile scum! Or I'll blast you away!
    I may look small, but this slings a big ray."

    "Mercy! Mercy!" the Exile cried.
    But the Chua just stared
    With his cold beady eyes.

    *Bang Bang Zap!*
    The Chua attacked.
    He vaporized his foe,
    Then never looked back.
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  10. Domi Dayglow

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    Someone should make a poem of Ish'meal the Bloodied

    Just so everyone knows, he's kind of cruddy.

    But he works so hard to steal what's not his

    Maybe one day he'll get into a new biz.
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    Creeping and lurking,
    no content to bring.
    Patiently waiting,
    your new Mordesh king.

    Poisons and nightmares,
    he works to create.
    Awaiting the moment
    your last breath escapes.

    Too tired to bicker,
    so planning instead.
    No need to be quicker,
    the real test's ahead.

    So try as you might,
    I'll be the last left:
    Dragging you off to
    the land of undeath.
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  12. Irullan

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    *shivers* oooh that one gives me the chills! awesome job ^_^.
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    aka Doctor_XD on reddit, I felt like composing something just a bit deeper...

    We may have lost battles,
    We may have lost wars,
    But we'll stand our ground now.
    We will run no more...

    This planet is ours,
    New home for our dreams,
    A world we can thrive on
    Where some hope still gleams.

    We don't fear the bloodshed,
    We don't mind the pain.
    That will be a small price
    For ending your reign.

    Come on now! We're ready!
    It's your move to make!
    But no need to worry...
    Your life's all we'll take...
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  14. Kidney

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    Thanks! It was spur of the moment, hehe!

    (To be honest all the Chua BANG BANG poems were too awesome to allow Exiles to flag behind >< )
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    Warplots look fun
    I can't wait to try each class
    Too bad first invites are done
    And I seem to be prioritized last...

    It's not like I didn't sign up
    Ages ago
    I totally did
    And this really blows

    Stephan frost may have a cool name
    But deep down he's the one I blame

    If only he hadn't done such a good job
    On every last devspeak
    My name's lost in the blob
    And my chances are bleak...
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    Aurin blood is red,
    Mordesh is blue,
    No beta invite?
    Carbine, <REDACTED> you!
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    I'm pretty sure he meant "love"... He must have, surely...
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    You are sure he meant ''love''
    I think not, seeing his sentences above
    Next time you'll speak
    don't be so weak
    Just talk in rhyme
    so you don't waste my time
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    Your sarcasm perception
    Is somewhat impared
    Like all the Dominion
    You are not prepared...
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  20. Irullan

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    Ok well I agree we Exiles are a poetical sort and need all the help we can get to combat that ridiculous Dominion propaganda.... (Feeling compelled to illustrate some these this weekend!)

    About an Exile Scientist choosing her class:

    *Crack! Clash! Bang!*
    "What the heck was that?!"
    "Oh I'm just experimenting how best
    To make Dominion go SPLAT!"

    "Should I use a blaster?
    Or play tricks with my mind?
    It might just be faster,
    To sneak up from behind...

    I suppose it doesn't matter
    What I choose to do
    In the end a true Exile
    Always pulls through!"
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