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Song Mystery Box [Parody Video]

Discussion in 'WildStar Fan Creations' started by Mahanaxar, Apr 9, 2014.

  1. Mahanaxar

    Mahanaxar Cupcake

    Nov 12, 2013
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    Here is how I imagine the pitch meeting for Mystery Boxes (or "Boom Boxes") went down.

    The music is obviously property of The Lonely Island/Justin Timberlake but the lyrics are mine. Enjoy!


    Hey, Cupcake
    I got something real important to give you
    So just sit back and listen

    I know you've been waiting such a long long time
    And I wanna thank you for believing in Carbine
    Wow, you know it's beta and I've got an open mind
    Gonna give you something to reward you for your time
    A gift real special so take off the top
    Take a look inside, it's a Mystery Box

    Not gonna get you costume wings
    A gift like that don't mean anything
    Not gonna get you a hoverboard
    Cupcake, you deserve so much more
    Not gonna get you a house rocketship
    The delux game already comes with it
    Wanna get you something from the heart
    Something special, cupcake

    It's a mystery box
    A mystery box, babe
    It's a mystery box
    Oooh a mystery box yeah

    See I'm smart enough to know when a gift needs givin'
    And I got just the thing
    Something to keep the testers login' in

    To all you gamers out there who want free stuff
    Just follow these steps it's easy enough

    1.) Log in for the box
    2.) Wait for launch for that box
    3.) Open the box

    And that's the way you do it

    It's a mystery box
    A mystery box, babe
    It's a mystery box
    Oooh a mystery box yeah

    March, mystery box
    April, mystery box
    May, mystery box
    Every single beta day a mystery box
    XP Buffs and weapons in a mystery box
    Housing stuff and costumes in a mystery box
    Mount customization in a mystery box
    Domi Dayglow likes this.
  2. Domi Dayglow

    Domi Dayglow Super Cupcake

    Apr 18, 2013
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    Land of Hugs!
    Yays! More Wildstar music from Mahan! Sign my mystery box on launch day! Sign it! Oh! Oh! I want a special weapon skin for my psyblade in the shape of Mahan's guitar!
  3. Arawulf

    Arawulf Owner of WildStarFans.net

    Feb 21, 2013
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    I'm dying! Great job haha!

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