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Discussion in 'WildStar Races' started by Gamm, Jan 13, 2014.

  1. Gamm

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    The FDA has just confirmed that the pink slime used in making hamburgers is actually ground up Chua..

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    Looks Tasty huh..

    Now back to your forums already in progress
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    I hear that Chua are made up of the 10 essential vitamins and minerals every growing Granok need.
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    Well atleast we ARE nutritious, again something that the Exiles don't have!

    See! The Dominion is the healthy choice to pick! Sick people pick the Exiles to join :sick:
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    looks like ice cream.
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    I laughed a little too hard at this... :laugh:
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    So if all of this is true.....

    ...how do they get all the chua fur out of the pink slime? Do they like, shave the chua first?
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    Chemical used by my lovely Mordesh Medics that just dissolves them into that lovely pile..

    *sniff*

    So pretty
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    White vinegar my friend. It dissolves hair, teeth and bone alike. It's a clear liquid so won't interfere with the delicate colour that we're striving for. And it acts as a solvent for all that white flesh and red blood to mix into the fabulous pink you saw up there. It's also very simple, you throw the Chuas in their hundreds into a jar, seal it, and come back a few days later. It'll even have a bit of alcohol in it from fermentation. Only downside is that when they die in the jar, they release whatever's in their bowel into the mixture but then again, nothing in life is perfect so we'll just have to make due.

    Oh wait, I'm supposed to be on the Dominion side I think... Well. C'est dommage. (Payback for your explosive pranks on your own allies ha!)

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