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Wildstar Joke Thread

Discussion in 'WildStar Fan Creations' started by Phakz, Apr 17, 2013.

  1. Phakz

    Phakz Cupcake-About-Town

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    Hey everyone!

    I wanted to make a joke thread and see what WildStar creative jokes/meme people can come up with! :)
    Do not worry if your joke/meme is lame or /facepalm worthy. That is what this thread is all about!

    I will start for an example of a /facepalm worth joke
    What is the most sexually active race?.......Draken, because they are always horny!

    Now, I am sure people will think of better jokes or memes than this. So, do not be afraid to let your silliness show and get creative!
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    Chipping in on the self-embarassment.

    A Mechari walks into a bar and is kicked out, because we don't serve their kind here! Your droids. They'll have to wait outside.
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    from Carbine themselves - How many Granok does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One - to punch a hole in the ceiling.
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    Oh no, the Granok rock puns... they're coming!

    TAKE COVER!

    (that wasn't a joke. It was a harrowing vision of things to come. Mentions of over-the-should-boulder-holders will abound!)
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    What race is the worst at catching a ball?

    Granok, nicknamed Stone Hands.
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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Granok
    Granok who?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Granok
    Granok who?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Granok
    Granok who?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Aurin
    Aurin who?
    Aurin you glad I didn't say Granok?

    I'm here all week.
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    Two Aurin's are talking when suddenly one of them coughs up a hairball. The other Aurin looks at him and says: "Wait a minute. You don't have any blue fur!"
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    What did the cowardly Granok say to his friend?
    I wish I were a little boulder.

    Those Granok have potential - I overheard their drill sergeant say they showed real pumice.

    Carbine developer's favourite response to new race questions:
    What chua talking about?

    Aurin parenthood is not for the faint hearted. It's a hare-raising experience.

    Why did the Dominion clanlord set aside his wife? He didn't want her Draken him down. (change genders as appropriate to avoid throwing something at me :p).

    or if that's too poor a Draken joke, how about:

    Dominion warfare is like two parasites fighting on a Draken's skin - combat on a large scale.

    Powering up a Mechari gives you a stalwart companion, and a loyal friend to boot. :whistling:

    The rebel humans really set your pulse to racing, they're exile-arating!

    The Dominion humans believe in causality, you know, Cassian effect and all that. (ok so I struggled with Cassian but after a few beers it sounds like cause and effect :oops: ).

    As we can only speculate on the last race identity I found them a boring subject for jokes - bloody dead-beats! (if they're not space zombies that doesn't work so move along /jedimindtrick).

    Think that evenly spreads the love :)
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    What do you get when you mix a Granok and a Draken?
    A Stone Cold Killer.

    Granok walks into a bar. It bends.

    Whats a Granok's biggest fear?
    A gravel road.
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    What is the biggest argument a Granok and a Mechari have?
    Hard Rock vs. Metal
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    Two Aurin are walking down a street late at night. Suddenly, one grabs the other and violently pulls him into the shadows of an alley. The Aurin looks at his friend and says, "What was that for?!". His friend put his finger to his lips and says "I'm not sure yet, but I think we have a tail."
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    How many Cassians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    None. They just make their pet Aurin do it.
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    #DominionDomination
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    You know what is nice about being an Exile Medic you can always find rocks to hide behind.

    Exiles Medic have Geology degrees but Dominion Medic have degrees i Engineering!

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