Introducing Thingamajig! What's it do? Nobody knows! How did it get here? Nobody cares! Thingamajig can be used for everything! Peel an orange! Put it next to an orange! Disembowel an orange! You can even put it in your pocket! Everyone wants thingamajig! You can get it for the low price of picking it up off the ground! It's that easy! Get yours today! Thingamajig has a registration fee of $59.99 proto dollars. May cause headaches, nausea and 'minor' anal prolapse. Protostar is not responsible for any injuries caused using thingamajig. Edit: Ok to explain thingamajig. It's an item slot that has no effect on gameplay adds a stat that does NOTHING like "+23 to doors" or "-10 billion cornflakes" the icon for the item should be anything small, like a bottle opener or a banana or a beetle. And have some flavor text, the higher level/rarity of the item, the more amusing the flavor text should be.