WSC Exclusive - Nexus Limericks Competition

I thought even discussing that you were in the beta was a violation of the NDA. If that's the case, the winners couldn't be published.

Maybe that phase of the beta is over.

Then why did Carbine publish the winning entries for the vine competition?

Hmm....good question, which I don't have an answer to.

It would be nice to know, but I'd also like them to post the winning limericks. There's no shortage of creativity, and I could use a good laugh.

I imagine they would post the winning limericks as they did the same with the vine competition.

If I got in I would at least post that the rewards have been sent

For all of you people being impatient about whether the contest has been completely judged yet, look at how they updated the contest post with a note saying that the livestream was over and congratulated the winners. OBVIOUSLY they will do the same for this contest. If you haven't seen a dev mention it, it isn't over yet, plain and simple.

There's likely a large amount of limericks to read through

I'll take my thousands-to-one chances for winning any day if it nets me a key. Even more excited after the DevSpeak video about customization!

Remember that when doves cry,
and ascend to the sky,
let the bullets fly,
Jon Woo says die!

What's a limerick?
Whaaaaat? Boring. I make better.
BOOM! Chua haiku.

Wasn't the NDA lifted for the first 15 levels?

Only if you have special permission via a press pass.

Thought of these two after I sent mine in:

One flew over the Chua's nest
Cared not for Chua's arsenal zest
Cannons went boom
Explosions of doom
One accepted a suicide quest

Lock, stalker, and two smoking claws
One named Saw, the other named Jaws
Fit for the flank
Or synchronized shank
Two friends born from boring Aurin paws

aah ok thx well I most certainly don't have that

I'll share my entry for you lot to cry over: he he:

Retirement Thoughts
Written by James Patrick McGowan


There was an old mucker: Ish'mael The Bloodied,
Didn't last two minutes in the place that he'd studied,
Was Bandaged and bruised.
Now fit, he mused:
'I think it's time I kicked over the bucket.'

Ok. Well, here's the one I actually submitted. Hope you like it.

A secret that you might not know yet
Is that Buck keeps a cat for a pet
While exploring a sinkhole, it started to sprinkle
And that's how the pussy got wet

Since everyone's sharing while we wait for the results to come in, I suppose I'll post one of the ones I didn't submit. Not exactly humorous, but I rather like it.

With a flash, the laser delivered its blow
Scorched a hole straight through the Chua's torso
He lifted his head
And with his last breath he said
'Why dark so suddenly?' with infinite sorrow.

Is there an ETA on the results of the contest?

I was kind of curious about the same thing. Seems like they're taking their time going through the thousands of entries they got